Saturday, August 21, 2004

SCREW the Dream Team!

I, for one, am GLAD the United States "Dream Team" is faltering in the Olympics. American athletes can be a TRUE EMBARRASSMENT. From opening ceremony swagger, to showboat antics in the 100-meter dash qualifying, to putting gold medals in their mouths like pacifiers while the national anthem plays, they just show no class. You know who I'm talking about, Justin Gatlin. You know who I'm talking about, Allen Iverson. You think I don't know you read my blog? Well, take it from me: shape up. True Olympians do it with Humility. I oughta get a bumper sticker made up that says that same exact expression, and send it to you clowns.

Physical therapy's going well. I expect to be using my walker by the end of next week.