I am damn glad I bought these Earth Shoes

So I went online earlier in the week and got an excellent new pair of Earth sandals. I liked the style mainly, but as soon as I put them on I could feel all the muscles in my body fall into alignment. Simply amazing. I immediately went on a long walk along the creek, and can barely sit still to type this for wanting to go out again. I guess I'll walk myself over to Ray's and see how much hell I catch for wearing something that doesn't have a swoosh or a cosmetic buckle on the side. I heard he was having Mongolian Barbecue tonight, which I always enjoy as I have finally perfected my sauce ("two parts salty, one part sweet, two parts spicy brings the heat").