Even Spam can't get Spam right!

Alright, this is ridiculous. These days Spam email has to be so convoluted to get past Spam blockers that is just ends up being complete gibberish. It looks like randomized entries from the encyclopaedia most times, with a link here and there to "cialis.gif" or "cialis.jpg." Maybe this looks a little more reasonable in Outlook or some such nitwit HTML-rendering email client, but I use ELM for my mail and it's all just crap. It's all just crap. This is all just crap. I don't need this shit.