Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year's Resolutions: 2006

Before I get to the fun stuff, I will just conclude the CheatLoaf saga by saying that Ray got wind of the whole thing and persuaded his friend at the police station to "lose" the charges against me. Huh. Maybe he can be of some use after all. I guess that's his good deed for the year. Lord knows he'll just fritter the rest of it away sittin' on some fancy pool chair drinkin' eight dollar liquor.

Speaking of new years, here are my resolutions for the twelve months ahead! See if you can keep up — maybe print this out as a goal sheet. I may make a contest out of this, if I can figure out the web-based input fields and SQL back-end that would allow you to post your own results and compare them to mine.

PAT REYNOLDS' NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

1. Hold breath for greater than one minute (fully submerged)

2. Get typing WPM up over 100. Really need to focus on this one, been slipping a little.

3. Stop watching South Park while waiting for The O'Reilly Factor. They do this stupid little overlap timing thing between various stations and I had found myself watching entire minutes of that deplorable cartoon show. God, is it crass. I've been watching more and more, just wondering what awful thing they'll say next.

OH CRAP oh dammit NetZero's dialup connections are flaking out during this storm we're having

CRAP oh CRAP will have to finish this later

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