Friday, February 25, 2005

Radio stations are horrible.

Have you noticed this? In our area, radio stations have been playing what they have the gall to call "A.D.D. Hour" mixes of songs. What does this mean? Why, it means they play the popular parts of songs and then blend them into other songs which have the same time signature. It is a way of assuaging the surplus of damaged teenagers who cannot listen to even a three-minute bit without losing track of reality and stealing a hood ornament or breaking a bay window out of horny anger.

I'm not going to stop there. I'm just going to come out and say it. All teenagers are fucking idiots. You know who you are. You are fucking disgusting. I hate you so much. I laugh when you run out of money in front of me a the corner store.